Tuesday, March 3, 2009

A dead fish called Wall Street

Main Street dangles Wall Street out a window:

Wall Street: All right, all right, I apologize.

Main Street: You're really sorry.

Wall Street: I'm really really sorry, I apologize unreservedly.

Main Street: You take all that bullishtness back?

Wall Street: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. (fingers crossed-AM)

Main Street: OK.

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